cheddar

drool

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 19:55:19 -0400

i do it, so what.

the directors cut. much better. you’re going to love the...

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 16:42:30 -0400

the directors cut. much better. you’re going to love the way it flows, ladies.

my awkwardly long movie

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:18:38 -0400

my awkwardly long movie:

fatmanatee:

(via cheddar)

Ched, this was adorable. If you want to cyber again, just let me know.

you’re my only friend.

my awkwardly long movie

Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:32:20 -0400

my awkwardly long movie

"i get my new tooth next week"

Sat, 04 Oct 2008 13:02:00 -0400

“i get my new tooth next week”

- bear barker

"when you wake up laughing, you know you’re on the right or wrong track"

Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:17:12 -0400

“when you wake up laughing, you know you’re on the right or wrong track”

- me, on my way to the store, to myself, in my head

what happens when your soulmate is a gay bear?

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:57:29 -0400

what happens when your soulmate is a gay bear?

brianvan: I just bought a BBQ utensil set at Duane Reade at summer clearance price. 79 cents. me...

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:05:25 -0400

brianvan:

I just bought a BBQ utensil set at Duane Reade at summer clearance price. 79 cents.

me too, i love you.

"the only exercising we do is snapping to the theme song of the office"

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:43:31 -0400

“the only exercising we do is snapping to the theme song of the office”

- michelle, to me, while we both started snapping when it came on

dear mark,

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:35:33 -0400

in response to your snail mail, (which a letter will shortly be on it’s way)… I am not jealous that you can eat a jar of frosting without experiencing the look of it on your hips. I am, however, jealous that you’re great at growing a beard.

the penis you drew me will give me unlimited hours of fantasy

and i’m sorry you can’t understand my blog, if it makes you feel better, it doesn’t understand you

i hope you are satisfied with this amount of blogging dedicated to you, now i request that you carve a moon in a tree for me, and prove it.

love you love you love you,

emily “that’s not funny” elliott

my life story

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:30:54 -0400

i thought you wanted it
i was pushing you away

dating

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 13:28:56 -0400

fatmanatee:

cheddar:

is weird, and tricklie.

I didn’t see you in Philly, so I ate an extra cheesesteak in your honour.

that better be true, although, i saw a lot of people in philly… so i’m not sure you weren’t one of them.

dating

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:48:15 -0400

is weird, and tricklie.

"i gained forty pounds this year. it was a delicious year."

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:34:43 -0400

“i gained forty pounds this year. it was a delicious year.”

- BFF

kitty wants some candy

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:34:07 -0400

kitty wants some candy

"we’re not out of shape, we just ate a lot"

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 15:33:43 -0400

“we’re not out of shape, we just ate a lot”

- agreed.

Winners Circle

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:53:19 -0400

Winners Circle

car talk

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:14:06 -0400

josh: i smell fries
me: i just yawned

"yeah, those m&ms arent in your purse anymore"

Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:37:48 -0400

“yeah, those m&ms arent in your purse anymore”

- the saddest thing someone told me.

sarah palin

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 14:35:18 -0400

and most other people are idiots, idiots i’d like to rub my genitals on.