cheddar

there are things i want people to enjoy with me. these are not those things. these are more likely things that you'll never understand. Jew's need not apply.
emilyelliott01@gmail.com
Sep 29
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my life story

  • i thought you wanted it
  • i was pushing you away
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dating

fatmanatee:

cheddar:

is weird, and tricklie.

 I didn’t see you in Philly, so I ate an extra cheesesteak in your honour.

that better be true, although, i saw a lot of people in philly… so i’m not sure you weren’t one of them.

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dating

is weird, and tricklie.
Sep 28
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i gained forty pounds this year. it was a delicious year.
— BFF
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kitty wants some candy
kitty wants some candy
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we’re not out of shape, we just ate a lot
— agreed.
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Winners Circle
Winners Circle
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car talk

  • josh: i smell fries
  • me: i just yawned
Sep 27
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yeah, those m&ms arent in your purse anymore
— the saddest thing someone told me.
Sep 26
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sarah palin

and most other people are idiots, idiots i’d like to rub my genitals on.