cheddar

there are things i want people to enjoy with me. these are not those things. these are more likely things that you'll never understand. Jew's need not apply.
emilyelliott01@gmail.com
Jun 25
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mom

its creepy that i found printouts of my online life on your nightstand.  its understandable that they were under a printout of the google search “what happened to sea monkeys”

thanks for still caring, these fools don’t…. print that, bitch.

Jun 10
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ca-ching

i’m cashing in.  i’m a cash* cow.  ’ole!

*note: cash= eating

Jun 02
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bus

on the bus a group of people took portraits of me.

that was awesomely creepy, thanks guys! 

Jun 01
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progressive

when one is happy, when does not blog.
May 22
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google part 2

if i remake guest passes for myself can i get in?  nope, wait, id need that magnetic key, damn.
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google

i will put out for access to the google cafeteria.  I can not stress how serious i am.  (not really).  Free everything, great food, great drinks, great view…. google, you got it goin’ on.

p.s. i swiped a pack of gum on the way out.

pictures to follow.  maybe. 

May 19
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“ and then you sweat
— michelle talking to me about something we dont talk about
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writingmyownepitaph:

blakeley:

I present to you The Crazy Frog Brothers!

I wish I was this cool.

 i’m speechless at this brilliance.

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I’m fantastic at making Michelle feel special.
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“ you fucking log me out
— idiot number one